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Vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin wasn't happy about having to share her campaign bus with U.S. Sen. Richard Burr.

We at Dome know the Winston-Salem Republican as a personable guy who's pretty easy going. And so, Palin's unhappiness over her travel companion has us thinking of possible reasons, beyond the fact that Burr was very close to Sen. John McCain, who led the ticket.

So here are five possibilities:

1. Palin, used to the colder climate in Alaska, didn't trust a man who wears dress shoes without socks.

2. Two hours of Wake Forest football war stories was more than enough, thank you.

3. She got tired of Burr wanting to pull over at every ATM to withdraw money.

4. At campaign stops, Palin noticed Burr's VW "Thing" parked illegally.

5. Burr kept bragging that his staff was better looking than her staff.

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Re: The Awkward Express

I did not know that Ben Niolet was auditioning to replace Frankan on Saturday Night Live - funny little skit - but try reporting the news!

You must be talking about someone else

I've turned over a new leaf in the "angry" department and am now as nice as nice can be.

Seriously.

Re: The Awkward Express

such UNnecessary crap this one is...dome slouches to needless...

Re: Where do they live now?

Don't quit your angry blogger day job.

Where do they live now?

Has Liddy finally dropped the charade and moved to Montana?

Re: 9.

I suppose Burr had to pick it up because Dole's prescription was from out of state.

Re: 9.

Except that she actually sent HIM into Walgreens for generic ibuprofen ... and he came back with Bob Dole's Viagra prescription. I was there. This is true. And I have a Civitas pole to prove it.

Heh.

LOL

Verrrrrry funny.

9.

When Palin stopped at Walgreens for generic ibuprofen, Burr told her she was crippling the drug industry and, her pain got worse.

8.

She didn't like his name.

Brrr in the Alaskan dialect means cold.

7.

Palin had been given some inside information on the upcoming scandal and feared being cornered on a bus with one of those redneck, red-blooded Senators from North Carolina.

6.

Palin was told that Senator Richard Burr was the Lawnmower Man ... and when he didn't agree to cut her grass, the allure wore off.

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