Eight Ball: Too close to call

Submitted by ryanteaguebeckwith on January 3, 2008 - 6:34pm.
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Dome decided to enter the Magic Eight Ball in the Office Pool on the caucuses just now.

We decided to use a rock-paper-scissors process of elimination. We'd start by asking if John Edwards would win the Iowa caucuses.

Its answer: Concentrate and ask again.

We hummed a few bars of "This is Our Country" and asked once more.

Its answer: Concentrate and ask again.

We pictured John and Elizabeth and Emma Claire and Jack and millworkers and Breck shampoo and "John's Room" and Carla Babb and universal health care and UNC-Chapel Hill and hedge funds and the Lower Ninth Ward and ...

Its answer: Cannot predict now.

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