Re: Choose-Your-Own Adventure Primary

JohnHood — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:19:19 -0400

Uh, Ryan, didn't you already know that about Munger? It's not like he tries to hide it or anything.

Re: Choose-Your-Own Adventure Primary

radiogirl — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:54:30 -0400

OMG - I used to love those books as a kid, too.

And can I just add you're at your best when you're a little snarky? Love it. My chief regret about being out on the trail tonight is that I'll miss Dan Rather's bizarre metaphor of the night.

Choose-Your-Own Adventure Primary

ryanteaguebeckwith — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:24:01 -0400

Dome loved Choose-Your-Own Adventure books as a child.

We like to think of tonight's Democratic primary battle between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton along the same lines. Here's our take on the possibilities:

If Clinton wins Indiana and Obama North Carolina:

Nothing changes. Both candidates were expected to win those states, both will claim victory in their own ways, and the national press moves on to West Virginia, Kentucky and Oregon. Clinton is still an outside chance for the nomination.

If Clinton wins Indiana and North Carolina:

A game-changer. Clinton argues she is the only candidate who is electable, while some superdelegates begin to worry that the damage from Rev. Jeremiah Wright, etc., is too great. Obama is red-faced before thousands at Reynolds Coliseum.

If Obama wins Indiana and North Carolina:

Less of a game-changer. Obama argues he has won over the elusive blue-collar vote in a state favored for Clinton while hanging on to college students and black voters. Clinton rebuts that Indiana has not gone for a Democrat since 1964 so it doesn't really count.

If Obama wins Indiana and Clinton North Carolina:

Mass confusion. Both campaigns charter last-minute flights to the other state. Dan Rather comes out of retirement to coin a metaphor for the situation involving corn cakes and griddles but no one understands what he's talking about.

If Mike Gravel wins anywhere:

Hysteria. Reporters wander around in a daze. Pollsters jump out second-story windows. Bloggers say they saw it coming all along. Plagues of locusts swarm the earth. A third of Democratic voters turn red. Mike Munger reveals he is the anti-Christ.

newsobserver.com projects - Choose-Your-Own Adventure Primary - Comments

Re: Choose-Your-Own Adventure Primary

Re: Choose-Your-Own Adventure Primary

Choose-Your-Own Adventure Primary